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FLIRT @ THE STACK NIGHTCLUB
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus*
Grand Rapids,
MI - Monday, September 27th 2004 -
90 Pics
   
Remeber
those 9am Tuesday meetings I was talking about
last Monday? haha... I slept through todays. Haha...
like at my apartment. Ooops. Let's see
was week was absolutely insane. I worked like
a million hours, and that was just this weekend.
Well while all you bastards were out partying
Saturday night, I was at my office slaving until
6:30am, slept until 10:00a and then got back to
work, eventually being done at 6:00pm on Monday
evening. So that means I was awake and working
for a consecutive 32 f*cking hours. Although I
did take a shower in there, but f*ck. When I left
my office, my hands were trembling and I could
barely lift my arms. Originally I wanted to go
to sleep when I went home, but then some calls
were made and boom, I was going to the Steezay.
So Sami, Amber and John scooped me up and we went
down to the Stack, it was a lot of fun. What I
can remember anyway. Josh came up to me and goes...
"It is cool to see and picture of me and
you with me name being... dot dot dot." I
was like.... "Uhhh.... heh heh heh. I have
seen you around so much it simply became way past
the time I should know your name and I felt like
an idiot asking." It was okay, I think, he
problably thinks I am the biggest anus now. On
second though, I am the biggest anus. So that
is not unusual I guess. Faith told me that she
is moving away, but it is only to Chicago. Kimmie
and Moogie were out last night. Moogie told me
that people started calling her Moogie. Ha ha.
Their going away party is Friday
@ Tiki Bob's Third Floor, make sure that you
go and call her Moogie Meezie. Ha ha. That will
funny. Did I mention that I am still wizzasted
from last night? I can barely read or type. I
remember leaving the Stack last night, but I don't
remember what time or with who. I left my f*ckin'
bag and credit card. What the f*ck happend to
Heather & Elesha? What the f*ck happened to
Tabitha? How the f*ck did I get home? Frederick
made brownies yesterday, last night I came staggering
in and ate a bunch of brownies and Fred tells
me this morning that he went into the kitchen
last night and in my wizzastedness I had taken
all of my Wusthof-Trident knives out of the knife
block holder thing and layed them out on top of
the brownies, even the knife sharpener.
WHO DOES THAT!
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Random
sh*t ...
• Who has a
jailhouse boyfriend?
• "Kitty don't ever drink."
• "Two
Eagles, please don't put any pictures of me making
out with any boys or girls on your website. That
one night at Tiki Bob's I made out with 3 girls
and 5 boys."
Additional Friends
Moving Away Tally:
Faith - IL
The Tally (Intoxication
level: F*cking Hammered!)
Oh about a gallon of adult beverage, including,
wine, liquor and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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09/25/04-Do have any idea how
much work it is to party 4-5 nights a week and have to deal
with thousands of pictures a month and then try to take care
of other things like shooting with models and designing magazines?
It is hard as sh*t. Anyway, I am going to post the stuff as
I can get to it, even though it may be out of order. Seriously,
it is 9:20pm on Saturday night I am working, while you guys
are out partying. That is f*cked! I am not suppose to be working
on a Saturday night! Ha ha ha! Anyway, cheers and get tie one
on for me muthascratcha's. Someone send me some f*cking pictures
from tonite. -t.e.
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FRIDAYS
@ MARGARITA GRILL
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus *
Grand Rapids,
MI - Friday, September 24th 2004 -
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Okay,
have been killing myself at the office lately
working on a sh*tload of projects. I hadn't
been out since Monday, but I had been doing
my share of long lunchs and BSin'. But now it's
Friday and my friend Jessica Veezie was on her
last night of freedom so I really couldn't turn
down an opportunity to hang out with her and
her girl Amanda, since I have successfully managed
to not hang out with them like 3 times previous.
Although not intentionally, but it was time
for a break. So JV scooped me from my office
and then we drove way the F out to BFE (not
the bar, but literally like way the f*ck out
to Grandville), anyway, we picked up Amanda
and headed downtown for some din din at Friday's.
On the way into the parking ramp, I saw Drew
and Tanya going into the B.O.B., we had to park
on level N (I think), anywa it was the very
top of the ramp. On the way up, Amanda asked
how high it went up, I said... "Z".
We laughed. That would be really high, like
on top of the Amway high. Dinner was loads of
fun, they had never hung out with me before
so they weren't really prepared for the avalanche
of photos that I took of them, but that is what
I do, so I did what I do. Dinner was fun. People
thought we were weird, well they probably just
thought I was weird. It's all the same I guess.
I had a Jack Daniels burger. Jessica stained
her khaki's, she tried to use a f*ckin' wet
nap to get the stain out. Who does that? A wet
nap? Amanda was so funny, she was finishing
her Margarita and the server brings us another
round of drinks including another Margarita,
he goes... "You ordered the Margarita."
She was like... "No, but I'll take it."
We laughed. The busser kid recognized me. I
felt like a celebrity. That was a joke. Not
that the busser kid recognized me, but feeling
like a celebrity. We wrapped up dinny and headed
over to the Crush for a couple of cocktails
and then kept it movin' over to the Grill. The
line to get into the Grill was long as usual,
but it is never an issue. We strolled in and
started off with a round Red Headed Sluts (My
shot of choice!) although I have never met a
real red headed slut, I like to drink them,
a lot of them. I also got my usual 2 Corona's.
I saw some friends took a few pics and then
wanted to go home, I was beat. I left at midnight.
Can you believe that sh*t. I didn't even reach
Krunk. Now that is whoa.
Dinner w/tip: $23.50
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MY DAY
Grand Rapids,
MI - Thursday, September 23rd 2004
So as I said
I need to take a couple days off to get some work
done, although my intentions were to get a whole bunch
of sh*t accomplished with my website, it just ain't
happen'. I have a muthertruckin' load of magazines
and flyers and sh*t to get done, so I can't even f*ck
with my site or go out. Plus my car is f*cked, and
I don't have time to f*ck with it, so I am pretty
much trapped at my office. Dammit! Oh well, have to
recover sometime, I have been feelin' all shaky for
the past few weeks. You know what I'm talkin' about.
So today I go to my website and it was down. I almost
sh*t myself, it turns out that there was a "glitch"
in my webhosts webstats software, and that my bandwidth
for my website was actually almost DOUBLE what it
really was! Again! I almost sh*t myself! Now my traffic
has steady on the rise since I began this site, and
up until mid-september I was good with 20GB of bandwidth,
but then I saw that my bandwidth would exceed that,
so I upgraded to the 30GB plan, which should have
been sufficient. But then they fixed this "glitch"
and my bandwidth had actually already exceeded 35GB!!!
F*ck me! So I had to go to the 50GB plan. Which is
also 3 times the cost! Hopefully that means that I
actually have like 3 times the amount of daily vistors
than I thought, because if that is true. Then I will
really have a inflated ego (Like I am not obnoxious
enough as it is! Hehehe!) and
be able to charge way more for advertising! Saweet!
Okay, so that was very uncool when my site was down,
but it is very cool that my traffic is potentially
way higher. Now for the weird part of the day... I
emailed the owner of a company I work with, regarding
a client of ours. In the email I said that the client
had done something that was rude, actually it was
their lack of doing something that I thought they
should do, that I thought was rude. So anyway, for
some inexplicable reason, the owner forwards my email
to the client, who then of course responds with an
email that pretty much ripped me a new one on top
of making me feel like a retard. So here I am going...
"What the f*ck just happened?" Why would
the owner forward my email to our client? Was he testing
me? Did he want to see how I would handle it? Did
he simply want to make me look lik an a-hole? What
is the meaning of this?! Well, I couldn't just sit
there so I replied and did the best I could to save
my tender ass from another reaming from the client.
Now the owner will probably ream me for responding.
I don't know, the only thing you can do is sh*t your
pants and dive in. On a brighter note, LS and I stopped
by Hooters to see Mooyah on her first "long"
day a work, she looked very cute in her little hootfit.
It was very cool going to the Hoot, Nats tackled me
before I could even get in the place and then Jen
screamed and jumped me, all the guys were lookin'
at me like they wanted to shoot me. So I'm standin'
there talking with the girls and unexpectedly C-Mo
comes walking in looking hot as the sun in this pink
like terry cloth shorts jumpsuit with her cleavage
being all cleavagy (And I do mean ALL cleavagy!),
every guy in the room turns around, sees her standing
there and pisses themselves simultaneously. It was
surreal. So she comes walking up to me and puts her
arm around me and again... all the guys are looking
at me like they want to have me executed... of course,
that is, as they ask their waitresses for extra paper
towels. Haha! I am so immature. They didn't really
piss themselves simultanesouly. It was more like a
domino effect of guys pissing themselves. Okay, so
no one pissed themselves. It would have been funny
as f*ck though eh? C-Mo and I ended up kickin' the
willies for a minute and then it was time for LS and
I to ride out. We went to Arby's. It was good. It
is 1:33am right now and I am tired as sh*t. Buh-bye.
Oh yeah, I talked to Scott Guy at Web Entertainment
today and he is going to show some of my music
to King Gordy, how hot is that? Although King
Gordy will probably crap on my CD it is the thought
that counts. Oh yeah, so I produced hiphop for like
8 years, although I haven't made any music since January
I am still pretty good. Okay for real this time. ONE!
09/24/04 - Side Note:
So the client emailed me back, and after he read my
side of the story he wasn't so pissed and forgave
me so things are good.
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SATURDAYS
@ MARGARITA GRILL
(1 OF 3)
Grand
Rapids, MI - Saturday, September 18th 2004
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Today was
the f*ckin' shit. Spent five hours at the mall
with Joosy, which is an insane amount of time
for me to be at the mall. We ate ribs at Fridays
and I got some dope new shoes from eldo, they
are white, call me "Miami Two Eagles"
baby. I picked up Lance at 7 something, we hit
my place for some shots, and had Mooyah take us
to Sensations. Apparantly Lance knew Mooyah's
boyfriend from back in the day, and Lance decides
he wants to call him, so he does and he leaves
the funniest message ever, basically it boiled
down to him saying... "I know who the f*ck
you are, I know where your smurfin' blurfin' ass
lives, you're f*cked, Mayah told me you raped
her.". We laughed our f*cking asses off.
Anyway it turned out that they use to call Nick
"Smurfin' Blufin'" for some bizzare
reason, so when he heard the message he knew it
was Lance and didn't piss himself. Ha ha. So we
get to Sensations and try to get the nubile Mooyah
in and the guy was like... "21 and up",
so we were like, "Give her an application."
The guy wasn't buyin' it so Mooyah left, and we
stayed. Joosy picked us up in the marshmello and
took us downtown on some fast and furious shit.
We were doing like 65 down Fulton gettin' Krunk
listenin' Lil' Scrappy while being pursued by
some fuck in a red rice burner, it was f*ckin'
crazy. We had passed the guy along the way, so
he was all trying to be all Vin Diezel or some
shit and race us. We smoked his ass though, with
3 f*ckers in the car. Ha ha... sh*tbag. We ran
up in the Grill and did some Corona's and sluts
and then went over to the Crush...
- Big Ups to Christopher Funaro
@ Margarita for the hospitality.
- Big ups to PAUL @ Margarita for
helping me get "F*ckin' Hammered!"
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FRIDAYS
@ MARGARITA GRILL
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus *
Grand Rapids,
MI - Friday, September 17th 2004 -
195 Pics
After the Jimmy Le's Suprise dinner at the Mogolian
Barbecue. I got ready and headed down to the Margarita
Grill. Dammit, I can't even remember how the hell
I got downtown. Ummm... hmmm... Anyway, it was
a great night. There was some funny ass moments
that night, I was walking by these guys and one
guy goes... "Blah, blah, blah... check out
that pervert with the camera." I turn around,
and I am like.... "Are you f*ckin' kidding
me?" "Do you guys like women or what?"
So they are like... "Well yeah." And
I am like... "Check out my site, it is the
sh*t." And as this is happening, all my girlies
are coming bye huggin' me and sh*t and the guy
that originally said the sh*t was like "Uhhhh."
and his buddies are like "Sweet, really?"
And put "I'm sh*tfaced!" stickers on.
Really, Friday must have been haters night. Mooyah
was talkin' to some chode ass haters. She tells
me she is talking to some guys and after I walk
by, the guy says to her... "Tell that guy
he is a fag." So she is like, "You better
shut the fuck up we are close friends." And
he is like... "Well, he always steals all
the girls." or some sh*t, it was a funny
ass sh*t though. To wrap this up... I got wizzasted,
saw that B.F. Noonie, closed the club down and
then Jazzy, J-Unit & her cousin gave me a
ride home. Woot woot.
- BIG UPS to Christopher Funaro
@ Margarita for the hospitality.
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JIMMY LE'S SUPRISE
BIRTHDAY DINNER
@ B.D.'S MONGOLIAN BARBECUE
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus *
Grand Rapids,
MI - Friday, September 17th 2004 -
19 Pics
Tom H. pulls me to the side Thursday and is
like... "Suprise birthday dinner for Jimmy
Le at the Mongolian Barbecue tomorrow at 7p."
I'm like "I'm there biznatch." So
I go the Mongolian Barbecue and find everyone
hidden around back with like 3 huge tables for
us to sit at, there was like 40 people at this
thing. I had like 3 people at my birthday dinner.
WTF? I don't know if you have ever been the
MB, but it was pretty cool. They have this huge
buffet of raw meats, veggies, oils, sauces &
spices. You go up and fill a bowl with all of
your crap and then these doods take your bowl
of crap and dump it onto this HUGE round frying
surface which is surrounded by like 10 doods
with huge metal spoony scoopy things. And then
they like chop it up and mix it up and fry it
up and then scrape it back into the bowl and
give it back to you, a bowl of now cooked crap.
Anyway, I had the lamb. It was very chewy. I
don't recommend it. It was very fun though,
people were finding pieces of vegetables in
their bowls that they did not put in there,
Timmy was like... "Those are the residuals."
as he ate his shrimp tofu bowl. The classic
moment of the night was when Tom H. & Jimmy
Le ordered these HUGE John Holmes sized Heinekens.
Everybody was making fun of them. It occured
to me that they both were wearing black button
up shirts and dungarees, and both had huge Heinekens
so I kept calling them the "Heineken Brothers".
I thought that was pretty funny. Another classic
moment was when the girls ordered this huge
brownie sunday and then devoured that thing
like it was the last ice cream and brownie on
earth, I saw sparks flying off of the spoons
as they stabbed into that clump of frozen dairy.
It was like a sword fight, only they were spoons,
not swords and they also weren't fighting, they
were eating, it would be really hard to eat
ice cream with a sword. Haha... on the the Margarita
Grill!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY to JIMMY LE
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Side Note:
At first I thought the B&W preview pics were
cool, but I am over that now. My taste is so fleeting.
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BLISS @ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
- LINGERIE PARTY
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus *
Grand Rapids,
MI - Thursday, September 16th 2004 -
135 Pics
   
Okay, last night was awesome! I am working on
the pics now it is 9:17am.
Ummm... so I waited three days to write my little
bloggy thing here and I am struggling to remember
what happened that night. Uhhhhhh... ummmm...
Oh! It is all flooding back to me now! Myself,
Frederick, Melissa, ADAM, Noel & some dood
started off at Tini Bikini's to try out my new
VIP Card. It was awesome! Hahaha... The card gets
me and everyone in the club sans cover and seated
at the VIP Booth which is like $100 a night, the
booth has a flat screen tv with cable and its
own dancepole, with a different girl dancing on
it every two songs. Saweeeeeet... We had so many
people in the booth that we needed another chair,
so ADAM pulled up a stool next to the dancepole
and it was his birthday so in turn every one of
the dancers climbs all over him for most of their
dances and that was awesome. While we were there,
one of my dancer friends begged me to take her
to the Crush lingerie party. Ayyyyyy ooooo, aiight!
We get to the lingerie party and it was packed
as hell, lots of babies in lingerie doin' there
thing it was a frenzy! DJ Shannon Williams was
holding it down on the 1's and 2's, while I proceeded
to get my tipsy on. I guess one of the dancers
got totally sh*tfaced and puked everywhere. Haha...
who does that?
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WALL TO WALL WEDNESDAY'S
@ MARGARITA GRILL
Grand Rapids,
MI - Wednesday,
September 15th 2004 -
133 Pics
Oh sh*t!
Last night was crazy! It was Eric's 29th birthday
yesterday so he wanted to party, I was going to
take the night off, but come on, it was Eric's
birthday. LS swooped me from the crizzie about
7:30p and then we picked up Dj Corey Hart and
headed down to the Monkey Bar. We had some dinner
and drinks and then headed over to Taps to hang
with Ian Belanger, had a few more cocktails, made
my first ever video clips of some chicks getting
busy on the dance floor and cruised over to the
Grill. The grill was freakin' packed! But we slide
passed the line and into the frenzy without commotion
(Yeah right.) Anyway, the party was insane and
everybody had a great time, I got wizzasted, and
yeah, I got wizzasted. I said that twice because
I was chastised last night for glorifying drinking
and getting wizzasted and partying, but isn't
that why people party to have fun and drink and
cut loose? Besides, my site would be boring as
f*ck if I didn't get wizzasted and get into all
the f*cked up situations that I get into.
BIG SHOUTS to Christopher F. for the hospitality.
BIG SHOUTS to Chris owner of Tini Bikini's
for the VIP card. What what!
BIG SHOUTS to alcohol for being so great.
Ha ha!
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FLIRT @ THE STACK NIGHTCLUB
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus*
Grand Rapids,
MI - Monday, September 13th 2004 -
97 Pics
   
Hmmm... went
to sleep after 4am, at the office at 9:15am for
a meeting. Was I tired as f*ck? Yes. Was I still
wizzasted? Yes. Was there a coffee cake at my
office that looked like a huge vagina? Yes. Was
it worth it to stay out late as f*ck to come into
work early as hell smelling like a brewery, and
have some coffee cake that looked like a huge
vagina? YES! Ha ha ha... "F*ck it. Just drink
it." As my girl T-Lew would say. I started
off hanging out over at Mooyah's which was a pretty
damn funny time. I can't remember anything that
was particularly funny, but it was funny. We called
up that scumbag Lance (owner of the very exclusive,
soon to be open, CLUB LANCE.) to come out and
have some cocktails, he came out, we had some
more beer and he had some fun with the camera
while I was helping Mooyah pick out her nights
ensemble. Anyway, we got to the club and it was
a bit slow, so I started pounding the $1 PBR's
to make the night "interesting" (like
I wouldn't be pounding the beers if the club was
hype. Yeah right!) To make a long story short,
Dj Corey
Hart played all the right sh*t, I stuck my
"I'm Wizzasted!" & "I'm Sh*tfaced!"
stickers on like 20 girls chests, Moogie's pants
ripped and came almost completely off, Tony was
f*cking sh*tfaced (to my delight. Ha ha ha!),
and everything was okay kay kay kay kayyy! The
club was over and we were leaving when we saw
some guy all laid out on the ground, with blood
gushing from his face, and then his boy almost
runs him and us over speeding away from the scene.
Everybody was trippin', we left and went to Denny's,
I had t-bone steak and eggs, it was delicious.
Tab & Tip: $16.50 (Wtf? I was drinking
$1 PBR's. That is like 13 pints of f*cking beer!)
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The Tally...
(9:30p-2:00am, Intoxication Level: Wizzasted)
3/4 of a 40oz
Apparently 12 or 13 PBR's
Pint of Miller Lite
Bottle of Miller Lite
Some shot that Sami's bought us
Red Headed Slut
Pint of PBR
Side Note:
Okay, while going over my list of drinks, I now
remember buying some girl a drink, so I didn't
really drink 12 or 13 pints of PBR (more like
7 or 8), because if I did, I would probably be
dead right now but I left the text in there because
it seemed pretty damn funny that I thought I had
drank like 18 drinks last night.
Side Note 2:
Mooyah says to me this afternoon... "Get
me a job at Hooter's Two Eagles. That's the closest
that I'm willing to get to prostitution baby."
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COLLEGE NIGHT
@ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
*Photos by Two Eagles Marcus*
Grand Rapids, MI -
Sunday, September 12th 2004 -
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Crush was crazy. Me and Cheryl rolled up in that piece
all hardcore and I exclaimed... "Let the SIN
BEGIN!" Ha ha. The place was packed and I had
a good buzz so everything was good. I left my bag
with DJ Corey
Hart and I roamed around taking pictures with
all the babies (as usual), some of whom were being
very naughty (as usual). He he he. The night ended
and I d*cked around forever talking to people and
then I checked the booth and everyone was gone, at
which point I just about crapped myself because I
was planning on catching a ride with Corey. So I call
Corey and what do you know, I get his voicemail, so
I ring LS, who was still in the lot, and he is like
"dood, I have to be to school in like 5 hours
and I live an hour away!" he was all whining
and sh*t, but he gave me a ride home anyway. What
a guy.
PICS SOON!
Side Note:
DJ Steve a.k.a. "LS" is a 17 year old DJ
that is still in high school but he spins at some
of the hottest nightclubs in GR. That's whoa.
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ERIC ZOO'S BIRTHDAY BASH
@ TIKI BOB'S THIRD FLOOR
*Photos by Two Eagles Marcus*
Grand Rapids, MI -
Sunday, September 12th 2004 -
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Damn! Sunday night was all good! LS picked me up around
8:15p and we headed down to Bobarino's for some barley
soda's and woodfired pizza. Being the baller he is,
he copped the whole deal. Sweet. Cheryl came by the
B.O.B. to pick me up so we could go to Tiki's third
floor for a private birthday party for Eric Zoo. It
was insane! Haha... Everyone was getting wizzasted
and partying, as was so I thought it was the perfect
opportunity to debut my new "I'm wizzasted!",
"I'm hammered!" & "I'm Sh*tfaced!"
stickers. They were a huge tit! I mean hit with the
ladies. Heh heh. So my f*ckin' camera is f*cked again,
I don't know what the f is going on. I have been very
nice to my camera's lately. Anyway, now I gotta drop
this one off and go pick up my other baby that is
waiting for me at the repair shop. Anyway, my sh*t
was f*ckin' up so I called Frederick and he saved
my ass by bringing me his mini-digi. Even though everything
was fun and games at Eric's party, it was time to
head over to Crush.
PICS SOON!
Side Note:
This chick was like... "so what is your real
name?" I'm like, "Two Eagles" she is
like "No it is not" and
I'm like... "Yeah it is, if it is you are buying
me a Miller Lite." So I whip out my ID and she
had to buy me a beer. Ha ha.
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SATURDAYS
@ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
Grand
Rapids, MI - Saturday, September 11th 2004
- 276 Pics
How much fun can one muthascratcha have. ALL OF
IT! Hahhaha.aa.a........ So we ran up in Crush
like whoa. Holy sh*t. I think I am getting more
wizzasted as I type. Crush was hot as hell and
busy as hell. So many babies, so little time.
I am tired as F. I am going to crash now. Nighty
night.
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09/12/04
Okay, it is now Sunday afternoon and I am reflecting
on last nights activities. Last night was great!
Just wait until you see my tally. It is sick,
on second thought, just wait til you see the pics.
I was only at Wizzasted after all that drinky
drink. I should have been sh*tfaced, but fortunately
for me the wood fired pizza's saved my ass. Lance
was wildin' out on the deck, I thought someone
was going to do a driveby on our asses. I ran
into Mark Baker an old school friend, it was crazy,
I made him guess who I was and he was buggin'
out. Haha... I finally had to tell him who I was.
That bastard DJ
Corey Hart was nowhere to be found. I swear
when Shash is in town he just turns his cellphone
off. After the Crush was over we headed over to
the Grill to say hi to everyone, Frederick was
on his way to come get us in my car when my f*ckin
serpentine belt broke, so he was stranded out
on 28th St. Curtis offered us a ride and we took
it. While we were at the grill Sami and Sarah
were showin' me their autographed goodies, he
he.
FUNNIEST MOMENT:
The funniest
part of the whole night was when this chick told
us that one night her Uncle was sh*tfaced and
he took a dump on the living room floor. I almost
pissed myself, I couldn't even breathe when I
heard that sh*t. It is one thing to take a piss
on the living room floor, but it is a completely
different thing to take a dump on it.
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SUMO SATURDAY
@ MARGARITA GRILL
Grand
Rapids, MI - Saturday, September 11th 2004
- 14 Pics
On our way to the Crush we decided to stop by
the Grill to check out Don Vito from MTV's "Viva
La Bam." It was cool. I took my picture with
his big ass, did some shots and then it was time
to hit the crush. Finally. Whoot! Whoot!
CLIC
FOR PICS!
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2nd Floor Saturdays
@ TAPS SPORTSBAR & NIGHTCLUB
Grand
Rapids, MI - Saturday, September 11th 2004
- 19 Pics
WOW! OH MY F'N GAWD! Okay, I am very excited right
now! Tonite was soo much fun! I hooked up with
Lance at Tini Bikini's at around 7:30pm for some
cocktails and chicken fingers before heading out
to O'tooles with Ashleigh & Lindsay (I think
that was what her name was... hahaha!) Anyway,
we had a cocktail and a shot before we headed
over to the B.O.B. for a couple more cocktails
and some woodfired pizza's. Yum! While I was there
I saw this chick that I took pics of the night
before at Margarita Grill, she was like... "My
friends were mean to you." I was like...
"Whatever. I was wizzzasted." Haha...
My point is... who the f*ck are your friends.
Not really but f*ck that, that sh*t is not to
be tolerated. Okay, I am still buzzin right now
so I am a bit cocky. So after a couple of cocktails
we hit up 48 West to take a piss and then proceded
directly to Taps to hang with
Ian Belanger. When we got to Taps we resendevoued
with Joshua Joshua (Yes, that is his real name)
and had some more cocktails and shots. We hung
for about 30 minutes and then it was time to go
to the Crush...
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FOR PICS!
09/12/04 Side
Note:
Oh yeah, I just found out from Ian Belanger a.k.a.
DJ Tech (Taps DJ), that he has the HOTTEST nightlife
website in West Michigan. Damn! I mean, he was
already West Michigan's premier club DJ and now
he has the hottest nightlife photography website
in West Michigan too! You go boy!
The Tally...
(7:30p-2:30am, Intoxication Level: Wizzasted)
Miller Lite
Miller Lite
Kamikazee
Miller Lite
1 Pint Summer Wheat
1/2 woodfired pizza (this is the primary reason
that i didn't get sh*tfaced)
1 Pint Bud Light
Red Headed Slut
Tequilla Shot
Miller Lite
Red Headed Slut
Miller Lite
Washington Apple
Miller Lite
Miller Lite
Miller Lite
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FRIDAYS
@ MARGARITA GRILL
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus *
Grand Rapids,
MI - Friday, September 10th 2004 -
167 Pics
Holy manoli... last night was freakin' sweet!
I didn't make it out to the Grill until about
11:30p and there was a huge line, but it was all
good, Eric Zoo escorted me and my guests through
the line and into the club. The club was packed,
which is usual for Friday night. I hit the bar
for 2 Corona's and then we went to the dance floor.
This next sh*t was so funny, Mooyah was on the
dance stage and I was on the floor taking pictures
of everybody and when Curtis saw me, he announces
on the mic "Two Eagles Marcus is in the house
taking pictures!" and this kid that can't
stand me was kind of behind me in the crowd and
Mooyah told me that when Curtis said that, the
dood saw me and was all staring and looking pissed
off. Haha... sorry fa ya. So I wandered around
doing my damn thing, getting wizzasted (See Intoxication
Chart for defintion) and taking tons of naughty
pictures. It was great. But then the night was
over and it was like, I went from wizzasted directly
to sh*tfaced in like 30 seconds. The next thing
I know I am over at Tiki Bob's hanging out with
bartenders while they are cleanin' up. I pretty
much remember talking to Megan Mill, but I don't
remember anything we talked about, I couldn't
figure out how I was going to get home and I had
no idea where my phone was, although it was in
my pocket. Oops. Then I realized that Mooyah had
just got a place downtown so I headed in that
direction, and then I saw this dood I know with
a hot dog cart, and he hooked me up with some
dogs which was very cool. So then I continued
my drunken crusade over to Mooyah's. As I was
staggering over there, I was making tons of drunk
calls (What a douche!) and then I called Mooyah,
and I am like "I am coming over" and
she is like... "Whaaaaaaaaat. Huuuuuuuuh?"
and mumbling in slow motion and sh*t, obviously
she was completly sh*tfaced too, plus it was like
3:30am so she was already in bed. So I get to
her place and I am on the phone with her and she
could barely even talk, and I am trying to figure
out how to use the intercom and I couldn't and
I didn't know what was going on, and then her
roomates cousin (Who lives in the same building.)
comes rolling up and lets me in, so I get up to
her place and I am outside of her fucking door
on the phone with her, and she wouldn't get up
and let me in, because she was so drunk she couldn't
figure out who I was or even understand what was
going on. So I am out in the hall, banging on
the door and on the phone with her and her roomate
had these people over and there thinking I am
some sort of psycho and finally Frederick calls
me (I forgot I had called him to come get me),
he was outside so I bailed and that was it.
- Big Ups to Christopher Funaro
for the hospitality.
- Happy Birthday to Eric Zoo.
- Big ups to Frederick for pickin my sh*tfaced
ass up at 4:00am.
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FOR PICS
The Tally... (10:45p-2:00a, Intoxication
Level: SH*TFACED)
40oz Miller Lite
Shot of Tequilla
Shot of Tequilla
Shot of Goldschlager
Corona
Corona
Corona
Corona
Corona
Corona
Red Headed Slut
Some test tube shot
Maybe more, I really can't remember
09/11/04 Side
Note:
This female calls me yesterday and tells me that
I posted "inappropriate" pictures of
her on my website and that she "didn't know"
that the pictures were going on a website. Okay,
first of all my pictures are not inappropriate,
my pictures rock, it was her behaviour that was
inappropriate, I could of sworn that her smiling
face squeezing her tits in front of my camera
meant take a picture, women don't come up to me
and squeeze their breasts together unless they
are strippers or want me to take a picture of
their boobies. Secondly, what the hell do you
think I am going to do with the pictures? Horde
them on my computer in a personal pleasure directory?
So having some guy take pictures of you squeezing
your boobs together so he can have them for his
private collection is cool, but it is not cool
to have your pictures on the coolest nightlife
website in West Michigan isn'? She knew exactly
where they were going, how else would she be able
to call me? Could it have been the business card
I gave her with my HUGE WEBSITE DOMAIN NAME emblazend
across the top after I took her picture. Hmmm...
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FLIRT @ THE STACK NIGHTCLUB
* Photos by Two Eagles
Marcus*
Grand Rapids,
MI - Monday, September 6th 2004 -
?? Pics
Ummmm...
Most bizzare statement of the night... First the
back story, ever since I asked a couple of my
ladyfriends if they were... "My fuckin' babies."
Chris O has been razzin' me about it, so we are
standing at the bar, and he turns to me and say...
"I want to be a father tonite." and
I'm like... "What?" and he goes "and
take home a fuckin' baby."
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COLLEGE NIGHT
@ CRUSH NIGHTCLUB
*Photos by Two Eagles Marcus*
Grand Rapids, MI -
Sunday, September 5th 2004 -
?? Pics
Uggggh.... what the f am I doing up at 8:27am? I mysteriously
woke up at 7:30am (I went to sleep after 3a) and was
like... "What in the..." and then got up.
Maybe it was because it was like 300 degrees in my
bedroom. Hmmmm... Last night was absolutely insane
at Crush, I had an incredible time. I bought DJ
Corey Hart a Crown on the Rizzies, he liked that.
It was busy as crap, you could barely get a drink.
People were getting pissed, I was ordering 2 beers
at a time. Well I always do that so that really doesn't
prove anything. I do a lot stuff in twos, 2 dollar
bills, 2 drinks, 2 girls... heh heh heh (Okay, not
really but it sounded cool), mostly because I have
this fetish about the number two. Because it is part
of my name. You know. If you don't know then you are
an idiot. Haha. Okay, not really, but it is pretty
obvious and if you really didn't get it, then I would
ridicule you relentlessly until you cried and wet
your pants. Oh yeah, I started the night off at Taps
with Ian Beezie,
so there are a couple pics from there too. On the
way to Cheryl's car, we ran into Jessica, who won
the calendar girl contest in at Cadillac Jack's in
Muskegon that night. You go girl. Priceless moment
of the night: I overheard some dood, say... "That's
that guy with the website." Ha ha.
Tab & Tip: $8.00 - Taps
Tab & Tip: $35.50 - Crush
PICS SOON!
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Ugggghhhhh
@ EVERYWHERE
Grand
Rapids, MI - Saturday, September 4th 2004
- ?? Pics
Just when I thought everything was all good I get
unbelievably sh*tfaced and have to go around appologizing
to everyone again. How douche of me. So anyway, myself,
Ian and Cheryl
started off the night at One Trick Pony where I downed
4 pints of LaBatt Blue and enjoyed a yummy gorgonzola
burger, after that we split over to Taps for like
5 more pints and 4 shots... wait, five shots... jager
bomb, red headed slut, sex on the beach, jager bomb,
wait... four shots. Around 11p, myself, Cheryl, Adam
and ummm.... Adam's friend headed over to the Grill
and I had like 5 more M. Lites (At this point, I shouldn't
even look at another drink, but I was WIZZASTED so
I was being an idiot.) Around 12:30a we headed over
to the Crush and then I all of a sudden I wake up
and it is 10:00am today. What the f*ck. I grab my
camera and hit the play button and what in the f?
For whatever idiotic drunken stupor I was in, I erased
ALL pictures from last night. So there are no pictures
from Saturday. F*ck. Sh*t, I just remebered I did
a jello shot at Taps as well. Anyway, go to Ian's
site and you can see me being a dork over at Taps.
IanBelanger.com.
Shouts to Donna for being a hottie and servicing
me. He he he. Shouts to Chris at the Grill
for helping me achieve total wizzastedness.
The Tally...
Pint of LaBatt Blue - One Trick Pony
Pint of LaBatt Blue - One Trick Pony
Pint of LaBatt Blue - One Trick Pony
Pint of LaBatt Blue - One Trick Pony
Pint of Miller Lite - Taps
Pint of Miller Lite - Taps
Pint of Miller Lite - Taps
Pint of Miller Lite - Taps
Pint of Miller Lite - Taps
Jager Bomb - Taps
Red Headed Slut - Taps
Sex on the beach - Taps
Jager Bomb - Taps
Jello Shot - Taps
Bottle of Miller Lite - Margarita Grill
Bottle of Miller Lite - Margarita Grill
Bottle of Miller Lite - Margarita Grill
Bottle of Miller Lite - Margarita Grill
Bottle of Miller Lite - Margarita Grill
I probably had something at the Crush as well, but
I can't really remember.
09/19/04 Side Note:
I'm such a dumb mutherf*cker.
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