03/31/05
- This is some funny ass sh*t! SAN DIEGO (AP) - The hunt
is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching
for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out
walking her dog. The woman told police that she was
out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man
in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she
was holding. When the gunman discovered what was in
it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at
the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego
police detective Gary Hassen said. He then aimed his
.22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger
twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber
ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene,
police said.