Todays Notes - 05/09/05
I had an absolutely awesome birthday week! I certainly did not drink as frequently as I had anticipated, but nonetheless despite everyone's best efforts, I managed to survie another year in the life of a Two Eagles Marcus. Of course the pictures are getting posted slower than molasses in December, but oh well... I can't help it.

Side Notes: Perception is reality. Don't believe everything you see in pictures. I manufacture most of my reality. I adore women. I so some stuff simply for your reaction even though I may never see or hear it. My website is a mixture of art, reality & sociology but most of all it is about having fun, and if you don't understand that, I feel sorry for you mother.

Todays Notes - 05/02/05


My birthday is Saturday and I thought nothing would be more spectacular than to have the announcement on the back of a naked girl. Yeah baby! I have been out tearing up the town since Thursday and haven't stopped yet! Sex, Drinks and Rock 'n' Roll muthaf*ckas! So next Saturday I will be tearing it up at a club whose name starts with the letter "C". So come out and buy me a f*cking cocktail.

Side note: Doesn't she have the best ass ever!

Todays Notes - 04/19/05
Okay, I am officially up to date with April. Can you f*cking believe it? The 10th through the 15th pics have been posted. I used a new gallery preview style, I think it is alright, but I don't think that I will do it that way anymore. I don't know. I always say this, but I am seriously not going to go out so much. I hope. haha...

Todays Notes - 04/15/05
Damn, it is 3:01pm and I still f*cked up. Last night was a f*cking riot!

So here it is the quote of the night...

IT'S TIME TO GO OTHER PEOPLE HAVE LIVES TOO TWO EAGLES.
They do? Are you f*cking serious? No way. How can that be? I had no idea. I thought I was the only person that had a life. Seriously though, other people really do have lives? Wow. I didn't realize how much of a self-centered bastard I was. Thanks for bringing me back down to Earth.

Todays Notes - 04/11/05
This weekend was totally awesome. I bet you are sick of me saying that, but everyday is totally awesome. Even the days when something ends up f*cking me over. Okay, so here is like 7 nights of crazyiness from April and March. of this year! Whoa! Plus my new dork ass morning portraits! I know you are excited about that! I look pretty much the same everytime... really f*cked up!

SATURDAY'S MONTE'S MOMENT:
Guy: You grabbed my girls crotch at the Humpty Visson afterparty at 10 Weston, that's why you got kicked out?
Me: What are you talking about? Who is your girl? (Thinking to myself... If I grabbed some girls crotch, I probably would have remembered that, because I would have either gotten laid or slapped directly after, also, I have never been kicked out of any Weston Afterparty, so I am skeptical of his accusations.)
Guy: It doesn't matter who it was. Just because you have a camera doesn't mean you can do whatever you want to. That's not cool man.
Me: Uhhhh... whatever man. (At that point Julie drag's me away because the interaction was pointless.)