I
found this online, I did not write this
about myself. It's pretty frickin funny,
I posted it verbatim.
[source: viget.org/Two_Eagles_Marcus]
Two Eagles Marcus: Two Eagles Marcus is
a professional photographer who only takes
photographs of scantily clad women in bars.
His sheer presence turns straight-laced
sororiety girls and waitstaff alike into
lacivious Jezebels, hungry for Jager and
flesh.
Two Eagles is noted for his proclivity to
wear monochrome T-shirts and suitjackets
as well as his six foot high mohawk. He
is always carrying his camera. He is most
commonly seen trolling areas highly populated
by college-age suburbanites, such as The
Crush, Eve, Margarita Grill, Taps, Moxie
and The Intersection. Whenever a lingerie
party happens, you can be certain that Two
Eagles will be there.
All of his photos are displayed on his website,
[1] which is currently the number one way
for mothers of Ada women to find out their
daughters are alcoholics and lesians.